if god used version control(does he?)

git init – beginning of the big bang

git clone – creating a parallel universe(copy of another)

git status – checking which universe he is in

git add {} – adding planet to universe

git commit – creating and ending lives in universe

git branch – listing out all parallel universes

git checkout {} – travelling to alternate universe

git push – saving changes of one universe

git pull – merging changes from other gods(if conflicts present resolve them)

git stash – backward time travel to original state of universe

git log – checking changes by other gods

git diff – comparing 2 different universes

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