the deadly profession(i want to be)

shooting girls for a living

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welcome to write club

rule 1:you do not talk about WRITE CLUB

rule 2:you DO NOT talk about WRITE CLUB

rule 3:only one writer per blog

rule 4:writers can write about anything they want

rule 5:posts can be as long as their writers want

rule 6:if this is your first night at WRITE CLUB,you HAVE to write

PS : you can write about write club(so i didn’t violate any rules)

son-dad wars

father:may the force be with you

son:dad,you can’t force me like that

father:but the force is strong within you

son:force is nothing but mass and acceleration

father:don’t underestimate the force

son:do i have to estimate my mass or my acceleration?

father:close your eyes.feel it.the light…it’ always been there. it will guide you.

son:that’s not how the force works

father:i’m one with the force.the force is with me.

son:arghhhhh!!!dad!!behave your age!!!!

elements(making a story take 2)[lead by fantasy]

fantasy:once upon a time in a land far far away…

suspense:a nuclear bomb was dropped and the land was destroyed.

fantasy:suspense,you have gotta have more patience.

suspense:ok,got it sir.

fantasy:so in a land far away..

suspense:there was a guy..

romance:and there was a girl..

fantasy:suspense,what did i tell you?and don’t spoil romance!

suspense:ok, i will keep quiet.

fantasy:i meant that you have to improve your timing.

suspense:point noted.

fantasy:jack and jill

romance:went up the hill

suspense:to fetch a pail of water

fantasy:nice work!you two!

comedy:and came back down with a son and daughter!

fantasy:comedy!you vulgar idiot!

suspense:can i add a point?

fantasy:what did i tell you about wrong timing?romance and comedy,I want to hear something from you this time.

romance:I cant work with comedy.

comedy:comedy and romance sitting on a tree.S-T-O-R-Y-T-E-L-L-I-N-G.

romance:argh!comedy is harassing me!

suspense:why are you all ignoring me?i am supposed to be running the show!

comedy:by running?

fantasy:guys i think we need a break.

suspense:time to end this story!

elements(making a story)

writer:hey story, here we began.

story:but so far i am empty.

writer:i will fulfil your requirements part by part.you will tell me which element you want.so how do we began?

story:i will need characters.

writer:i see characters.so far so good then.

story:the characters must engage in conversation.

writer:we are engaging in conversation.

story:we need a setting…

writer:hmmm we have this notepad file for now.we will move to a blog later on.satisfied?

story:did we think of a plot?

writer:how about the conversation between us?

story:not bad….now we need a conflict

writer:you will not get everything you want,right?you have to settle with what I am able to give you.alright?

story:ah that’s ok..looks like we have a conflict.

writer:what else do you need?

story:to cap it all a resolution.that would make me perfect.

writer:well, i think you have done really good so far.

story:true,no bad feelings.

writer:i guess i can publish you now.

paranoid android

I have had enough of them.Those monsters.Coming out of anywhere.At whatever time of the day.Sometimes at night my peers tell me we have found more.Giving me many sleepless nights altogether.What are they?It’s kind of hard to describe them.I don’t want to take their name.I go mad every time I hear their name.But to satisfy you I would give you a clue.They describe the void.Trust me without the debug tool,finding and destroying these nulls would be impossible altogether.Oh No, I just said null didn’t I?Looks like I am headed for a crash.Y^&%^%^&& That’s just a bit of mad.You will never truly know the real damage done to me.