i fuck therefore i am fucked
past tense or tense past
i want to be past you
busy:looking forward to look backward
idle:looking backward to look forward
girl:i hate you
wyrdguy: why thank you…i hate you too!
girl:are you stupid or what?
wyrdguy:sorry i think you got that wrong.i am slightly worse than stupid.
girl:so you are admitting it.you are an asshole!
wyrdguy:oh my dear dipstick!you are wrong again!really close though. i am going to to say i am an ass.behave like one too.
girl:what the fuck is wrong with you?
wyrdguy:relax i am just a fucking spastic!
girl:why do i have to relax for that!
wyrdguy:well it might be difficult to understand.i am slightly wordblind.
girl:oh really! nincompoop good for nothing idiot!!
wyrdguy:same to you my dear bitch!
case “A Scandal in Bohemia”:
/*easy one, all evidence present*/
case “The Sign of Four”:
/*have dependency on sherlock for this*/
case “The Hound of Baskervilles”:
/*proven guilty, need to maximize the sentence*/
case “The Valley of Fear”:
/*don’t know which side to choose*/
/*done for the day*/
what i mean to you
is what you mean to me
what that means to us
is that i am a mean to you
while you are mean to me
looks like we have a mean between us
girl:why are you so mean to me?
thewyrdguy:i think you got that wrong, i am a variant