mathlish(IQ and IR)

when we divide a number,we get quotient and remainder.
when we divide our intelligence,we get IQ and IR.
IQ representing brain and IR representing heart.


code crisis

programmer:done!here’s my code!
cryptographer:but what’s the use?its easily readable!
programmer:*@#$  %^@!!!!!
cryptographer:that’s better!this looks like a challenge to decipher.
programmer:looking forward to it!
cryptographer:let’s see…caesar cipher..right..ok.did you mean suck you?