pop culture

i was listening to some pop,
suddenly pop came to me,
popped my head twice.
we popped a pop or two.
suddenly pop realised,
everything was popping.
and then he popped the question,
are we all becoming poppers?

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a witty girl at the oscars

and the oscar for the best actress goes to beautiful ms.sexy.we request her to come up and give a speech.

ms.sexy:thank you for the oscar everybody,you know ma,pa,family and the rest of the world.i hope there are no hard feelings for you girls out there.and i hope there are hard feelings for you boys out there.thank you,once again.

how to save a wife(plagiarism accepted)

Step one, you say, “We need to talk.”
She walks, you say, “Sit down. It’s just a talk.”
She frowns politely back at you
You stare rudely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As she goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go right? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a wife

Let her know that you know best
‘Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past her defense
Without doing any offence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you’ve told her all along
Pray to God, she hears you
And I pray to God, she hears you

And where did I go right? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a wife

As she begins to raise her voice
You raise yours and grant her no last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you’ve followed
she will do one of two things
she will admit to everything
Or she’ll say she’s just not the same
And you’ll begin to wonder why you came

Where did I go right? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a wife

Where did I go right? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a wife

How to save a wife

How to save a wife

Where did I go right? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a wife

Where did I go right? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a wife
How to save a wife

How to save a wife